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A Humorous Situation

He who laughs last, laughs best.

A world-famous scientific expert, Dr. Halogen, was on his way to give another lecture.

This particular night, his driver asked him for a favor.

"Dr. Halogen, when you speak, everyone gives you honor and attention.

I'd really like to see what that feels like. Could we exchange clothes just for tonight?

You be the driver, and I'll be the expert."

Dr. Halogen laughed and said, "Do you really think you can do it ?

What if someone asks you a difficult question ?"

"I can answer it," boasted the driver. "I've haerd you speak on this topic many, many times."

"All right," said the scientist. "It is Aprill Fool's Day after all !"

The two exchanged clothes and continued on to the meeting.

When they arrived, the bogus scientist was received with great enthusiasm.

He gave a good imitation of the speech and answered a few questions.

Then a woman asked a very tricky one. Thinking quickly, he said,

"Ma'am, that question has a very simple answer.

 It's so easy, I'm going to let my driver, who is sitting in the back, explain it !"